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2008/7/2

Sex for Money???????

@ 06:44 PM (1 month, 18 days ago)

 

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office.. but she was dating someone else.  One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you....The girl looked at him, and then said,'NO!'


Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend...so she called him and explained the situation.


Her boy friend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast He won't even be able to get his pants down.' She agreed and accepts the proposal.


Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.....? Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The bastard had all quarters!'

 

Comment(s) »

  1. i just told my dad this one.as we speak he and i are laughing our ass off.whooooops there they go

    Comment by mos— 2008/07/02 @ 07:28 PM — (Reply)

  2. Father son bonding. A good thing !!

    Comment by Ed— 2008/07/02 @ 08:56 PM — (Reply)

  3. If sex for money is the oldest profession in the world then the oldest question in the world must be the question, How much !

    Comment by jim— 2008/07/02 @ 08:59 PM — (Reply)

  4. What's the cheapest you guys have ever paid for a 'ho?

    Comment by Ed— 2008/07/02 @ 09:20 PM — (Reply)

  5. 25. THE GOIN PRICE ....

    Comment by aza spade— 2008/07/02 @ 09:36 PM — (Reply)

  6. "MONEY MAY NOT BE ABLE TO BUY ME LOVE" ......."BUT IT ALLLOWS ME TO "RENT IT" ..........BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAA

    Comment by aza spade— 2008/07/02 @ 09:37 PM — (Reply)

  7. A quarter?

    Comment by Ed— 2008/07/02 @ 09:55 PM — (Reply)

  8. How about this "BABE A DAY" ?????? You know she gets 25 thousand a day for 100 pictures ....

    Comment by aza spade— 2008/07/02 @ 11:24 PM — (Reply)

  9. Hey MOS ... Pass the "CAMERA" ....

    Comment by aza spade— 2008/07/02 @ 11:25 PM — (Reply)

  10. Good one.

    Comment by Burns— 2008/07/03 @ 06:57 PM — (Reply)

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