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2008/7/8

Free Solution to High Gas Prices

@ 08:20 PM (1 month, 12 days ago)

 

Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out
making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of
gas. As luck would have it, a Texaco Gasoline station was just a
block away.  She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas.

The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out,
but she could wait until it was returned.

Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient,
she decided not to wait and walked back to her car.


She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas
and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient.

Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station,
filled it with gasoline, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into her tank,two Baptists watched from across the street.

One of them turned to the other and said,


'If it starts, I'm turning Catholic.'

 

Comment(s) »

  1. Hey...can I drink that stuff?

    Comment by Mos— 2008/07/08 @ 10:35 PM — (Reply)

  2. Just don't gargle and spit in the fire...lol...riff

    Comment by riffran— 2008/07/09 @ 02:26 AM — (Reply)

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