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2008/7/16

The Math on the Paul McCartney - Heather Mills Divorce as Calculated by Eliot Spitzer

@ 09:13 PM (15 months, 28 days ago)

 


After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.  


This is Heather. 


 

On the other hand, Eliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!  


This is Kristen. 



 Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for a n hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Sometimes renting makes far more sense. 

 

Comment(s) »

  1. haha thats good !

    Comment by jim— 2008/07/16 @ 10:26 PM — (Reply)

  2. I'd take your rubber glove for five years at those prices.

    Comment by Dugg— 2008/07/16 @ 11:04 PM — (Reply)

  3. Spitzer has the better business sense in this deal....yummy....riff

    Comment by riffran— 2008/07/17 @ 12:02 AM — (Reply)

  4. Don't worry Dugg. No one is going to hold you to that claim. However I AM beginning to wonder. That statement and your openly gay lampooning Obama blog smacks of projection and homophobia (the kind used as a cover).

    Comment by Ed— 2008/07/17 @ 06:48 AM — (Reply)

  5. Look at your avatar pic of you talking in a mirror before you start talking about projection, Ed.

    Comment by Woody— 2008/07/17 @ 03:26 PM — (Reply)

  6. Lame Dugg.

    Comment by Ed— 2008/07/17 @ 08:21 PM — (Reply)

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