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2009/10/6

Top Ten Reasons for Picking a Gun and Not a Woman

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#  10.  You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

# 9. You can keep  one gun at home and have another for when you're on the  road.

# 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him  so, he will probably let you try it out  a few times.

# 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

# 6. Your gun  will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

# 5. A  gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

# 4. Guns  function normally every day of the month.

# 3. A gun  doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#  2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use  it.

And  the number one reason a gun is favored over a  woman

#  1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A  GUN.   

 

Comment(s) »

  1. Would it also come in a GAG Form ?

    Comment by jim— 2009/10/06 @ 09:02 PM — (Reply)

  2. hahahahahaaaaaa

    Comment by jim— 2009/10/06 @ 09:02 PM — (Reply)

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