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2009/11/1

The Wife Will Never Know

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@ 07:59 PM (3 months, 9 days ago)

 

Two buddies, Sam and Bob, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Bob throws up all over himself.  "Oh, no. Now Carol will kill me!"  Sam says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket, tell Carol that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill."  So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.

Eventually Bob rolls into home and his wife Carol starts to give him a bad time.  "You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My, you're disgusting!"  Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, Bob says, "Now wain aminit, I can e'splain everything! tsh not what you think. I only had a couple drinks. But this other guy got sick on me ... he'd had one too many and he just  couldn't hold his liquor. He said he was very sorry an' gave me twenty bucks for the cleaning bill!"

Carol looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is forty bucks."  Oh, yeah...I almos' forgot, he shit in my pants, too."

 

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  1. hahahaaaa damn !

    Comment by jim— 2009/11/01 @ 08:05 PM — (Reply)

  2. Don't tell anybody, I changed Aza's name to protect the innocent.

    Comment by Ed— 2009/11/01 @ 08:07 PM — (Reply)

  3. "WHEW" HAD ME AT REEK AH ALCHOHOL ANA SMELLZ LIKE "PUK" ..... DID "BUBBA" PUT YA UP TA IT ?????

    Comment by aza spade— 2009/11/01 @ 08:09 PM — (Reply)

  4. oh hell

    Comment by riffran— 2009/11/01 @ 08:29 PM — (Reply)

  5. hahahaaa

    Comment by jim— 2009/11/01 @ 08:41 PM — (Reply)

  6. Well heres to ah new game tomarrow ! Maybe ?

    Comment by jim— 2009/11/01 @ 08:42 PM — (Reply)

  7. that's too funny

    Comment by Elmers Brother— 2009/11/02 @ 01:31 AM — (Reply)

  8. I want a new game , One that wont make me Broke , Or make my face Break Out !

    Comment by jim— 2009/11/02 @ 07:24 PM — (Reply)

  9. I puked lots of times as a young drinking fool but never dropped a load in my Levis.

    Comment by Burns— 2009/11/08 @ 02:51 PM — (Reply)

  10. Or Fruit of the looms !

    Comment by jim— 2009/11/08 @ 08:15 PM — (Reply)

  11. hahahahaaaaaaa

    Comment by jim— 2009/11/08 @ 08:16 PM — (Reply)

  12. Now that you're old and wearing Depends its a different story isn't it Burnsie?

    Comment by Ed— 2009/11/08 @ 11:17 PM — (Reply)

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