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2009/12/8

Christmas is Coming

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@ 08:18 PM (3 months, 13 days ago)

 

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.  'In honor of this holy season'  Saint Peter said,  'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a  lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.  'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'  Saint Peter said, 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.  St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'  The man replied, 'These are Carols.'

 

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  1. works for me...reminds me of a freinds wedding party...I showed up at work hungover, with some girls panties hanging off the antenna of the truck...oooops

    Comment by riffran— 2009/12/09 @ 05:08 AM — (Reply)

  2. If the third guy was Tiger how would he really know whose g-string it was?

    Comment by sooner blow— 2009/12/09 @ 08:44 PM — (Reply)

  3. I'm glad I'm past that age where girls liked to "accidentally" leave stuff if they were at the house. I could have started an earrings, bangles and underwear shop.

    Comment by Burns— 2009/12/12 @ 12:55 AM — (Reply)

  4. Are you sure it wasn't YOU with the panties in your pocket Ed?

    BG

    Comment by Barry G.— 2009/12/13 @ 10:16 PM — (Reply)

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