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2009/10/15

A Fast Blonde

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@ 07:59 PM (1 month, 8 days ago)

 

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.  She replies in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!'

2009/10/13

Two Blondes Doing It

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@ 06:16 PM (1 month, 10 days ago)

 

Two blondes living in Montana were sitting on a bench talking, and one  blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?'  The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????'

2009/10/12

Blonde Doggie Style

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@ 10:03 PM (1 month, 11 days ago)

 

A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog.  It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours.  The blonde jumps up out of bed and says,  "I've had enough of this".  She goes downstairs.  The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says "The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?"  The blonde says, "I put the dog in our backyard, let's see how THEY like it!


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