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2009/9/19

Black Bra

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@ 08:50 AM (2 months, 3 days ago)

 

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course, I have been married for 20+  years.
We were chatting  about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went .....
 
My engaged  friend:
The other night my boyfriend came over and found me with a  black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.    He saw  me and  said,  'You are the woman of my dreams.. I love you.'
Then we made love all night long.
 
The mistress:
Me too! The other  night  I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and  mask over my eyes and a raincoat.  
 When I opened the raincoat he didn't  say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
 
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.    As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said,
 
"What's for dinner, Batman?"
 

2009/4/22

Miracle bras: hooters and shooters? - Great Article - A Must Read

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@ 06:45 PM (7 months, 3 days ago)

 

Posted by: Robert Basler
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You may have seen that story about a Detroit woman whose bra  deflected a bullet shot at her as she witnessed a burglary, saving her from more serious injury.

Every guy of a certain age will immediately think of Wonder Woman. I know, it was really BRACELETS that protected Wonder Woman from bullets, but guys looked at that red and gold bra on Lynda Carter and KNEW it did something miraculous.

But here’s the thing. I did some research, which isn’t like me. It turns out that as life-saving miracle devices go, the brassiere is right up there with penicillin and the colonoscopy.

Just a few days ago, gunmen attacked a bus in Brazil and fired at a woman, who survived because she was carrying wads of cash, you guessed it, in her bra. Clever headline writers wrote about her “treasure chest.”

Then there was the hiker in the Alps last year who, given up for dead, threw her brightly colored bra onto a cable car. Clever headline writers said she was saved from “twin peaks.”

It turns out, bras have saved enough women to make me suspicious of a propaganda plot involving the undergarment industry and headline writers. Is this how urban legends get started?

 

 

 


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